u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone
children in a nutshell
oH MY GOD
I LOLED SO HARD.
People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things
And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”